Okay, okay, I do not condone being a judgmental idiot 24/7.
But sometimes, you'll find yourself throwing shade every now and then...
So here are the reasons why I judge people!
1.) How they treat people who work in retail or as servers. I'd also extend this to anyone that works in any service industry. Dry cleaning clerks, hotel staff or front-desk personnel, airline attendants, and so on. I immediately judge anyone who treats them badly or just takes them completely for granted. They're people too goddamnit!
2.) I also immediately judge people who work in service or retail who appear to have awful interpersonal skills.
3.) People who humiliate their partners in public, or complain about them on Facebook. Anytime I see someone ranting on social media about their boyfriend or their girlfriend, I know that relationship is doomed, and probably soon.
4.) "Oh, you're an astronomer? I'm a Virgo! What does that mean for my future?"
5.) Gossiping. If a person starts gossiping, I don't trust them. Simple.
6.) Parents who have children they chose to not look after. Your child is literally screaming in a library. Do somthing, maybe?!
7.) Persistent personal hygiene issues. Sorry, but take a shower. How hard can that be?
8.) People who don't read books and take pride in it.
9.) People who chew with their mouth open. Sorry to the people out there with braces and retainers. It is what it is.
10.) Speaking humbly but clearly bragging. The "humblebrag." Never trust a braggart!
